Paul for Congress

Yes! the guy’s reaction is totally authentic. He had no idea we were coming, and he really got the order right (almost right). We couldn’t believe it either, so we understand the questions….

LYRICS:
I?ll start with a taco, soft like a cloud
I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud.
I?ll choose a chalupa, I?ll grab a gordita,
and two taco salads for our senoritas.
And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream
It?s a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream.
A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists.
A chicken border bowl. Are you gettin? all this?

And you know that nothing beats a
hmmm, mmmm…Mexican Pizza…
We?ll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes.
And I admit, I?ve always felt,
like I?m in love with the meximelt.
Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me…
as the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove.
and that?s it.

No! I?m not done…I?ll also take a…

Double-decker taco cause I?m feeling wild
And make my sauce Fire. Uh, he?ll take mild.
and we?ll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts
for a chance at 25 dollars cash
I?m told there?s a winner for every 5 minutes
I?m stealing your online code if you win it.
Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones
I owe you 5. Plus interest–it was a loan.
And I think we?ll be satis?ed, if we get some mexican rice on the side.
And that?s it.

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